Dere is nuffin’ to worry about.

++ This transcript is taken from an Ork transmission by The Big Mek in the Teckzus System++

“Yeah, yeah yeah quieten down you lot. I know all da Boyz and Grotz are talking about how the da Space Marines be getting some new gear. About how some of dere nobs have been getting bigger of late.

Anyhow – ere’s why its dead good for us.

ONE! De’re more cunnin’ than I thought. Dem Beaky Boyz have been lookin’ at uz, coz they finally figured out that you only respect a Boss if ez bigger than iz boyz.

TWO! They’ve been fixin their drop podz. Which mean they’ll be getting closer. All da better for gettin krumped by us.

‘TFREE! Even with all the new gubbinz they get, they’re still using gunz, when every Ork knows you need to have a good choppa to win anything!

FOUR! WE’RE ORKS! WE’RE DA BEST THERE IS! ALL DEM NEW SHINY BITZ IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR IS DECORATING MY NOBZ BOSS POLES!

++ Transmission ends as any more words are drowned out by the sound of 5 million Orks Waaaing at once ++

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